It could be worse.... you could be a slug!
I mean;
you look like a turd,
your covered in slime,
all you do is drag your own rancid body along, looking for cabbage.
that's all you do
'have you seen any cabbage Dave?'
'no i haven't Allen'
Oh well, onwards in my quest for cabbage. Oh no! I've got gravel on my belly.'
I mean THAT'S depressing. You can't even cry, if you do the tears will melt your face.
this is curtsy of Russell Howard on live at the Apollo.
this made me laugh properly for the first time in aaggeeesssssss! he had just given a speech on how we all moan too much. And i no I'm guilty of this, so I'm sorry to everyone I've moaned at.
Oh and thank you!
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yh saw that but almost the most random joke ever made but properly hilerious
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ReplyDeleteproperly laughed when i was watching that.
as in there were tears.
Frankie Boyle was hilarious when he was on Live at the apollo.
As was Dara O'Brian..
:D